Monday, 27 January 2025

But I Didn't Get A Prize! A bit of a gag by Alan Ewing, with video

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 BUT I DIDN’T GET A PRIZE!
a bit of a gag by Alan Ewing
 
 

 
 

Once there was a show
One that would outwardly go
To where no other had been
A VOICE CRIED: “But I didn’t get a prize!”


Onwards the troupe would travel
Over pebble roads and gravel
To whence nobody had been before
AND THE VOICE CRIED: “But I didn’t get a prize!”


The ensemble walked over grass and fields
Dining each day on frugal meals
As they trudged along their way
THE VOICE STILL CRIED: “But I didn’t get a prize


The mobile wardrobe was in function
Some went fishing for their luncheon
Traveling on empty stomachs and mouths
THE VOICE CONTINUED TO CRY: “But I didn’t get a prize!”


Finally the cast reached their destination
No more time for procrastination
As the actors took to the stage
WITH THE VOICE CALLING: “But I didn’t get a prize!”


Finally someone heard the voice shout
And went and asked what it was all about?


TO WHICH CAME THE ANSWER: “But I didn’t get a prize! All I wanted was a balloon at the last place that we stopped!  

And so a shiny red balloon was given
As peace of call was hastily striven
THE VOICE HAD ITS PRIZE!

 

 

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