My True Love At Christmas
by Alan Ewing
On the first day of Christmas, my true love said to me: "You can get that beard shaved off to begin with!"
On the second day of Christmas, my true love said to me: "Oi! You give more attention to Facebook than you do to me!
On the third day of Christmas , my true love said to me: “You can do the dishes”
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love said to me: “What happened to my present?”
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love love to me: ”No Christmas Cake in bed for you tonight!”
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love said to me: ”I’m putting you out with the left-overs
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love said to me: “I’m your Christmas Cracker!”
On the eight day of Christmas, my true love said to me: “All booze bottles contents are measured”
On the ninth day of Christmas. My true love said to me: “You pinched the last chocolate!”
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love said to me: “My word rules!”
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love said to me: "I guess that you deserve a kiss”
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love said to me "You always hog the TV Remote!"
copyright dewyswriter 2019
copyright dewyswriter 2019
